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    February 28

    A poem.

    From an inspiration.

     

    The ghost
    in my head
    shouting, screaming
    I'm lost, and I'm yearning

    Spring is with me
    Winter is in me
    God, help me
    I am lost, as lost as I can be

    Melancholy is in me
    Sadness I am not to be
    Bliss I yearn to be
    Someone please, help me see!

    Overwhelming
    Desperation stretches me
    As he tries
    To give reliance

    ----

    So here I am
    Reading this poem
    This I have to say
    For you mon cœur, I can allay

    Dance my lady, dance!
    Dance the night away!
    Dance till you go astray!
    For I will always lead you the way!

    (and as for the ending, a haiku for you.)

    Warms my heart and soul,
    brings happiness to my life
    as you're in my life.

     

    As I am, in you.

    February 23

    A Critical Analysis of “Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007”, written by a C-Fu apprentice

    From what-is-supposed-to-be-a-forwarded-email:

    Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

    Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

    Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

    Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

    Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

    Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

    Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

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    After I finished laughing hysterically at the piece, suddenly it struck me.

     

    I would’ve wrote the same exact thing when I was 12! I remembered, back then I wanted to become a PYLOT so I can swerve around the stars. I can just imagine the things that go through his head upon writing that piece – the insane amount of imagination that just keep flowing, and flowing, and flowing – and taking over your perception of reality - sans the pen, paper, and the exam table.

     

    Oh my God, I need to find this kid!

    February 21

    Moviegoers are no-lifers

    SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

     

    ( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (x) Grease
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
    ( ) Boondock Saints
    (x) Fight Club
    (x) Starsky and Hutch
    (x) Neverending Story
    ( ) Blazing Saddles
    (x) Airplane (Flying High)
    Total so far: 7

    (x) The Princess Bride
    ( ) Anchorman
    (x) Napoleon Dynamite
    (x) Labyrinth
    (x) Saw
    ( ) Saw II
    ( ) White Noise
    ( ) White Oleander
    (x) Anger Management
    (x) 50 First Dates
    (x) The Princess Diaries
    (x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
    Total so far: 8 + 7

    (x) Scream
    ( ) Scream 2
    ( ) Scream 3
    (x) Scary Movie
    (x) Scary Movie 2
    ( ) Scary Movie 3
    ( ) Scary Movie 4
    (x) American Pie
    (x) American Pie 2
    (x) American Wedding
    ( ) American Pie Band Camp
    Total so far: 6+15

    (x) Harry Potter 1
    (x) Harry Potter 2
    (x) Harry Potter 3
    (x) Harry Potter 4
    (x) Resident Evil 1
    ( ) Resident Evil 2
    (x) The Wedding Singer
    ( ) Little Black Book
    (x) The Village
    (x) Lilo & Stitch
    Total so far: 8+21

    (x) Finding Nemo
    (x) Finding Neverland
    (x) Signs
    (x) The Grinch
    (x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
    (x) White Chicks
    (x) Butterfly Effect
    ( ) 13 Going on 30
    (x) I, Robot
    (x) Robots
    Total so far: 9+29

    (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    (x) Universal Soldier
    (x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    (x) Along Came Polly
    (x) Deep Impact
    (x) KingPin
    (x) Never Been Kissed
    (x) Meet The Parents
    (x) Meet the Fockers
    ( ) Eight Crazy Nights
    (x) Joe Dirt
    (x) KING KONG
    Total so far: 11+38

    (x) A Cinderella Story
    (x) The Terminal
    (x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    (x) Passport to Paris
    (x) Dumb & Dumber
    (x) Dumber & Dumberer
    (x) Final Destination
    (x) Final Destination 2
    (x) Final Destination 3
    ( ) Halloween
    (x) The Ring
    ( ) The Ring 2
    ( ) Surviving X-MAS
    (x) Flubber
    Total so far: 11+49

    (x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    ( ) Practical Magic
    (x) Chicago
    ( ) Ghost Ship
    (x) From Hell
    (x) Hellboy
    ( ) Secret Window
    (x) I Am Sam
    (x) The Whole Nine Yards
    (x) The Whole Ten Yards
    Total so far: 7+60

    (x) The Day After Tomorrow
    (x) Child's Play
    (x) Seed of Chucky
    ( ) Bride of Chucky
    (x) Ten Things I Hate About You
    (x) Just Married
    (x) Gothika
    (x) Nightmare on Elm Street
    ( ) Sixteen Candles
    (x) Remember the Titans
    (x) Coach Carter
    (x) The Grudge
    (x) The Grudge 2
    (x) The Mask
    (x) Son Of The Mask
    Total so far: 13+67

    (x) Bad Boys
    (x) Bad Boys 2
    (x) Joy Ride
    (x) Lucky Number Slevin
    (x) Ocean's Eleven
    (x) Ocean's Twelve
    (x) Bourne Identity
    (x) Bourne Supremecy
    (x) Lone Star
    (x) Bedazzled
    (x) Predator I
    (x) Predator II
    ( ) The Fog
    (x) Ice Age
    (x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
    (x) Curious George
    Total so far: 15+80 OMG NO LIFE

    (x) Independence Day
    ( ) Cujo
    (x) A Bronx Tale
    (x) Darkness Falls
    ( ) Christine
    (x) ET
    (x) Children of the Corn
    (x) My Boss's Daughter
    (x) Maid in Manhattan
    (x) War of the Worlds
    (x) Rush Hour
    (x) Rush Hour 2
    Total so far: 10+95

    ( ) Best Bet
    (x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    (x) She's All That
    ( ) Calendar Girls
    (x) Sideways
    (x) Mars Attacks
    (x) Event Horizon
    (x) Ever After
    (x) Wizard of Oz
    (x) Forrest Gump
    (x) Big Trouble in Little China
    (x) The Terminator
    (x) The Terminator 2
    (x) The Terminator 3
    Total so far: 12+105

    (x) X-Men
    (x) X-2
    (x) X-3
    (x) Spider-Man
    (x) Spider-Man 2
    (x) Sky High
    (x) Jeepers Creepers
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
    (x) Catch Me If You Can
    (x) The Little Mermaid
    (x) Freaky Friday
    (x) Reign of Fire
    (x) The Skulls
    (x) Cruel Intentions
    ( ) Cruel Intentions 2
    (x)The Hot Chick
    (x) Shrek
    (x) Shrek 2
    Total so far: 16+117

    (x)Swimfan
    (x) Miracle on 34th street
    (x) Old School
    (x) The Notebook
    ( ) K-Pax
    ( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
    (x) A Walk to Remember
    ( ) Ice Castles
    (x) Boogeyman
    (x) The 40-year-old Virgin
    Total so far: 7+133

    (x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
    (x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
    (x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
    (x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
    (x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    (x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Total so far: 6+140

    (x) Baseketball
    (x) Hostel
    ( ) Waiting for Guffman
    (x) House of 1000 Corpses
    ( ) Devils Rejects
    (x) Elf
    (x) Highlander
    (x) Mothman Prophecies
    (x) American History X
    ( ) Three
    Total so Far: 7+146

    (x) The Jacket
    (x) Kung Fu Hustle
    (x) Shaolin Soccer
    (x) Night Watch
    (x) Monsters Inc.
    (x) Titanic
    (x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    (x) Shaun Of the Dead
    ( ) Willard
    Total so far: 8+153

    ( ) High Tension
    (x) Club Dread
    (x) Hulk
    (x) Dawn Of the Dead
    (x) Hook
    (x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
    (x) 28 days later
    (x) Orgazmo
    (x) Phantasm
    (x) Waterworld
    Total so far: 9+161

    (x) Kill Bill vol 1
    (x) Kill Bill vol 2
    (x) Mortal Kombat
    (x) Wolf Creek
    (x) Kingdom of Heaven
    (x) the Hills Have Eyes
    (x) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
    ( ) The Last House on the Left
    ( ) Re-Animator
    ( ) Army of Darkness
    Total so far: 7+170

    (x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
    (x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
    (x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
    (x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
    (x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
    (x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
    ( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
    ( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
    Total so far: 6+177

    (x) The Matrix
    (x) The Matrix Reloaded
    (x) The Matrix Revolutions
    (x) Animatrix
    (x) Evil Dead
    (x) Evil Dead 2
    (x) Team America: World Police
    (x) Red Dragon
    (x) Silence of the Lamb
    Total so far: 9+183

    Total: 192/239 ULTRA NOLIFER!

    February 11

    25 Schmandom Obsessions, Fixations, and Fascinations.

    Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

     

    (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

     

    LIFE/RAIFU/VIE/जीवन//KEHIDUPANKU


    1. I have a few jobs, different kinds of jobs. But it seems like I can always make room for a few more.

     

    2. I am very, very, full of energy at everything that I do - Work, life, sports, and love.

     

    3. I love driving. Fast. With my Kakadu Aussie Hat of course. ‘cause this is the only time when I can be alone with nobody to disturb my peace with the world. Of course, driving with the one you love is just as swell.

     

    4. I don't go to clubs. I hate those kinda movements at those places - they're not really dancing! You wanna dance? Then do salsa! Merengue! Bachatta!

     

    5. I like good songs. I hate bad songs. Although I do have the tendency to divert myself towards Jazz (live, preferably) or the ever-dependable Heavy Metal. Oh and Bach if I’m tired, or Mahler for everything else. Mahler with the hammer, mind you.

     

    6. My idea of a perfect holiday is cheap, surprising, interesting, different, and awesome. With transport, Just like Top Gear.

     

    7. Great coffee with music or work. No sugar, expensive, no problem! Make a great coffee for me, and I’m your man for life. Not really sure why, I just love coffee. Started drinking only after I went to OZ. Swiss coffee, Italian coffee, Sumatran coffee, Arabican coffee – if you’ve tasted my gourmet coffee, then it was my honour to serve you one of the best things in my life that I want to share with the person that I love.

     

    8. Currently I am insanely trying to collect HD movies. By collect, I mean download 7GBs of data per movie, which, with Slowmyx, takes the same amount of time as actually making one. Oh and I’ve started watching anime again, starting with Bleach. BLEAAGH.

     

    9. Memories are a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past. I forget things easily – call it selective memory lost, or amnesia, or even ADD if you fancy. But I’d like to think that it helps me forget that I’m carrying the weight of the world, and then some.

     

    10. Every year, there will be one significant thing that will happen to me that will mark the next destination of my life. (I wrote it this morning, and hey look; I have 8 stitches on my eyelids now!)

     

    11. My goal is to procreate and have 11 mini C-Fus so I can be a real coach, sans the trouble of years of college education. Saves money, and you have a lot more fun that way. Can’t say the same for my statistically significant other, though.

     

    12. Music plays a very important part of my life. From my early life listening to Hard Rock and Heavy Metal with my dad when I was a little child, to Trash and Alternative when I was a hormonic teenager, to Classical and Jazz.

     

    13. I am viewed (judged) at a distance as having a snobbish persona because of the way I act. Try to take off my mask, and you will see that I am one of the strongest friends you will ever come across in your life. And that, sir, is a statement of fact - created by the propagandists of course – those who have succumbed to my fellowship.

     

    14. Operas, concertos, symphonies, gigs, live music, percussions, drumline – I love live music. I believe music is best experienced with a reason – and location. It adds meaning to the music, to your life. Bachianas brasileiras is especially suited to calm yourself down, Matt Monro’s On Days Like These while driving makes you feel like Rossano Brazzi and driving a Miura. How bad can your life be when there are things like these?

    On days like these when skies are blue and fields are green
    I look around and think about what might have been
    and then I hear sweet music float around my head
    as I recall the many things we left unsaid


    its on days like these that I remember
    singing songs and drinking wine
    while your eyes played games with mine

    (Matt Monro, On Days Like These)

     

    15. I am unconditionally petrified making an effort that will ultimately achieve zilch. Be it life, job, love. Fa aina tazhabun?

        103: Say: “Shall we tell you of those who lose most in respect of their deeds? -
        104: “Those whose efforts have been wasted in this life, while they thought that they were acquiring good by their works?”
        105: They are those who deny the Signs of their Lord and the fact of their having to meet Him (in the Hereafter): vain will be their works, nor shall We, on the Day of Judgment, give them any weight.
        106: That is their reward, Hell, because they rejected Faith, and took My Signs and My Messengers by way of jest.

     

        (Surah al-Kahf, 18)

    Ultimately, where am I going? Not knowing… nein, not realising the futility of the altruistic nature of self is, to me, the most bloodcurdling thought of any self-serving altruist can ever ruminate of. Rhetorical issue: Why exactly are you giving RM1 to the child beggar from Bangladesh? Would there be any good if it’s anything but as a pure act of sedekah?

    To follow up, would the goodness be of your measure, or God’s? Which one ultimately matters in this world?

     

    16. Continuing the tradition of my quirkiness, umbrellas are a noteworthy art form in my book. The shape, the system, the significance, as well as the hidden poetic nature of umbrellas simply fascinate me. Or that I’m just being a cock.

    "Are you at ease? Now is your heart at rest?
    Now you have got a shadow, an umbrella,
    To keep the scorching world's opinion
    From your fair credit."

                    (Ben Jonson, circa 1616)

     

    17. Erm, I forgot. crap. Yeah, it happens quite a bit more often than what I would expect. I don't really like that, but sometimes it helps me to focus on the things that I remember, which habitually revolves around something significant and important. So if I do remember something about you, bear in mind that it takes a lot of effort for me compared to the rest of you lesser mortals.

     

    18. Cigars are just plain superior than cigarettes. A close second is shisha. Clove, of course. And lighters, oh my God you have no idea how much I love lighters and the kind of fire that comes out of it. If I gave you mine, refer to #16. If you gave me yours, be it cheap, fake, or damaged, then you are someone very special to me, in this time or the next. Seriously.

     

    19. Warm water. Or 100 Plus. A tastier water would be a huge plus, but unnecessary.

     

    20. I scrupulously love to write aimlessly but with a goal in mind. Just that I don’t have the patience nor time to complete anything that I inscribed, since I would be sidetracked far too easily by something- anything that I wrote by researching and adding more side notes than what I originally had planned to begin with. This blog entry for instance, took me 7 days longer than the originally-planned 2 hours. Not to mention I still have a few more blog entries that I needed to finish by the beginning of time. Go figure.

     

    21. I am always in control. ALWAYS. If you see me as being anything but in control, be it vulnerable, don’t know what to do, defenceless, it’s because I have a reason for doing that. Very, very hard for somebody to outdo me.

     

    22. I am a big, big fan of the surrealism movement, dan serpihan-serpihannya di dalam dunia seni, dan segalanya yang ada kaitan dengan movement tersebut.. A huge proponent for Salvador Dali, Odd Nerdrum, Tarsem in movies, dan keluarga mereka, and I'm not really sure why. It's just that there is that... something... about the strangely twisted way they perceive the inner workings of the world.

     

    23. I have observed and proven that there is indeed such thing as your female alter-ego in this world, in every way that matters; luckily for me, I don’t have to search around the world for one.

     

    24. Women. Who made ‘em? God must’ve been a real genius. The hair – They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of flowing black sea, and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips? And when they touched her cheeks, yours were like that first gush of silence when you’ve reached the peak of Everest. That silence; mitigated only by the voice of the mountain. The silence between you and her. Tits! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, Like secret searchlights. And legs – oh, don’t get me started on the legs. I don’t care if they’re like old, wooden Malay house columns, or even bass drum mallets. What’s between ‘em – passport to heaven. And that smile- that particular smile- when she first fixed her teeth, eager to show the world, but after you, sir; that smile when in that brief moment in time she loses her armour, and lets her see you as how she actually sees you. What else is there in this world when you have that? And all these?

     

    25. When in doubt, FUCK (Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman). That’s why God invented marriage. Think about it, if there are just men and women in this world, no ideals, no rules and regulations, no religion, why would you ever formulate the model of marriage?




    So, how much do you really know me?






    February 10

    Diskusi perkahwinan poligini yang melalut, part dua

    Episod kedua, untuk sesiapa yang sudi membaca.
     

    Hotel Mulia said (11:49 PM):

    i mean..

    Hotel Mulia says:

    feelings of the 1st wife, in d first place dia sanggup ke accept..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tunggu la jappp

    ni i nak cite pasal the feelings la ni

    Hotel Mulia says:

    u noe the husband getting married again..dats wat i meant..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu i kate nak dengar ke tak pasal nak jadi absolute fair is never easy

     so now, bini 2 rase frust pasal 20k

     so leader nak kene buat camner nak jaga rumah tangga?

    u cannot increase the amount, because that wouldnt be fair

    bini 1 marah la pasal die dok lame2, dulu dapat 2k pastu bini 2 baru kawen dapat 20k worth of car

    the absolute thing u have to understand is this

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hehe

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    marriage is a concept created by God, not men

    think baout it

    kalo takde religion, takde rules regulation, and let men be men, it wouldnt be logical to stick to just one wife

    everybody would bang everybody, cam binatang la

    adik beradik kucing leh beranak

    given that, the only logical thing would be marriage tu ciptaan Tuhan, daripada agama

    and like ciptaan Tuhan yang lain, theres no other way

    dosa is dosa, pahala is pahala

    and the only fairness that counts is dimata Tuhan

    wife 2 ke wife 1 rasa unfair is nothing compared to Tuhan

    and given that, Tuhan cakap u as the leader kene jaga your family, negara, whatever that u lead

    theres no other way

    so berbalik pada isu feelings wife 1 wife 2

    Hotel Mulia says:

    aha..ok,..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    the leader punya job, should he wants to give 100k car to the first wife, is to give HANYA bila wife 1 understands that tanggungjawab die pada Tuhan is to give 20k car to 2nd wife

    so kalo bini 1 marah gak pasal bini 2 dapat kete 20k memula kawen, walhal die kawen dulu kete pon takde, then the leader kene bagi compensation untuk menghalalkan dan membuang perasaan marah tu

    so comes the part about 7 days

    u imagine, 7 days a week, pastu kite leh kawen 4

    so kalo 1 day for each wife, in a week akan ada wife yang kurang 1 hari

    so tu dah again, tak ultimate fair

    Hotel Mulia says:

    yup

    true

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    but, given the circumstances, the leader must know which feelings yang lebih kronik

    Hotel Mulia says:

    yea..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    wife 1 maybe tak kisah pasal wife 2 since wife 2 dapat kete buruk

    Hotel Mulia says:

    then again adri.. semua kene fair..tak penat ke?

     

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    so, the guy must spend 1 extra day to the 2nd wife as compensation

    Hotel Mulia says:

    helloo..mane leh compare car ngan feelings..u nie..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ahaaaaaaaaaaa sebab tu la i kate, only the perfect guy, the perfect leader must be able to withstand bende2 ni

    car is just an analogy la

    it could be house, makan, etc

    ultimately its a gift, so kalo i bagi u kek, pastu i bagi emy gula2, mesti emy terasa

    since both of u are friends in equal way

    sebab tu to be fair is very very hard

    nak kawen 2 sepatutnye is the hardest thing that u should do

    Hotel Mulia says:

    yup..!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    kawen more than 1 tu ditegah oleh Allah ape unless u really2 can withstand the pressure

    Hotel Mulia says:

    tapi ramai je guys out thr yg kawin tapi tak reti jaga anak bini which pretty much disgust me

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu lain cite la

    diorang kawen bukan pasal ikut agama

    tu polygini stail melayu

    bukan stail islam

    tu cite lain laa

    sooooooooooooooooooooo

    berbalik pada persoalan asal

    i nak kawen 4 pasal if i really think that im such a perfect guy, then, should i be able to be ultimate fair

    insyaallah i leh tarik 4 more people with me to heaven

    tak termasuk anak2 lagi

    that is the ultimate goal for me

    bukan kawen 4 pasal i awesome and all that la hahahhaa

    tu goal kecik la

    Hotel Mulia says:

    haha

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    cam u nak buang tumor as the ultimate goal, first u kene potong tu potong ni

    Hotel Mulia says:

    gud for u if u think dat u cn be the perfect guy.. ot sure is not easy..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    of course not easy

    definitely

    tapi kalo anybody can, it will be me

    pasal i kecik2 lagi dah leh pikir camni

    mesti i hebat gile siottttttttttttttttttttttt

     kan kan kan

    Hotel Mulia says:

    pewasaaaan again..kan kan kan??

    will see la k..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    hahaha

    call it what u will

    Hotel Mulia says:

    will c how u wud be in say 20yrs time k adri?

    i didnt say nything..kakaka

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    i think with all the pressure

    setahu je kot pastu masuk tanjung rambutan

    Hotel Mulia says:

    ahahahaha..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    but u see, its ok actually kalo camtu

    Hotel Mulia says:

    the i shall visit u thr k??kekekekeke

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    pasal kalo i dah gile

    otomatik masuk heaven

    Hotel Mulia says:

    kakakkaka

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    and insyaallah tuhan would understand nape i jadi gile

    pasal i tried to be awesome

    Hotel Mulia says:

    menyusahkan org adela!!!chait

    ahahahahah

    niat dh tak betol!!wakaka

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    call it what you..........?

    isi tempat kosong hahahaa

    Hotel Mulia says:

    kakakak

    ape??

    i tak ckp papepon...

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    hahaha

    Hotel Mulia says:

    heheh

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    haa panjang tak

    Hotel Mulia says:

    u yg ckp pe bukan i,.

    i sambungkan jeee... *muka tak bersalah*

    hehe

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    hehee

    real logic is HARD tauuu

    logic by perspective yang senang

    Hotel Mulia says:

    kekeke..

    obviously..wat do u expect..?

    tol x?


     
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    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    i nak kawen since dah habis high school tu

    21 tu dah gatal gile dah nak kawen hahahhaa

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hahahahah

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak buat 11 mini c-fu tau

    pastu i leh jadi football team

    Hotel Mulia says:

    11??

    man!!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu my personal goal la

    anak tu rezeki

    so nape nak lokek sangat

    Hotel Mulia says:

    daaang!!itu gler power~

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    statement of fact kan, anak tu rezeki

    so nape nak sikit2

    buat terus banyak2

    logically thats how it should be

    so i thought

    kalo bini i umo less than 30

    lets say 30 la kan

    1 year 1 anak

    so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

    lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

    Hotel Mulia said (11:30 PM):

    u nk wat?evry yr?hehe

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

     so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

     lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

    so bile dapat 11, she will be 30+11+5

    should be around 45

    just nice before habis subur

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hehe..

    well..i guess so

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    this is the best family planning thats ever been conceived by a perfect guy

    perfect plan in every way

    Hotel Mulia says:

    but for me, i tak kisahla berapa pon..

    if ade rezeki then alhamdulillah.. ryte?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    no such thing

    Hotel Mulia says:

    as llong as my kids are healthy n most importantly tak terabai la..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    rezeki is given

    so to be given, kite kene mintak and try

    so this is how i want to try la

    Hotel Mulia says:

    ye laaa adri oii

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    hahahahahha tu la sape soh nak deep conversation sangat ngan i

    Hotel Mulia says:

    dats what i mean.. mmgla try..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    kalo tak dapat

    then try again

    kawen 2 ke

    try IV ke

    Hotel Mulia says:

    abes kalau tak wat, tak dpt la kan..hahahah

    kawen 2??!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    because u see, for me, whatever it is, whatever the problems might be, i simple

    theres always a way

    ntah kawen je la 2

    but of course ade requirements la

    Hotel Mulia says:

    ok buthell i dun agree with ur kawen 2 ok!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    but basically its never impossible

    i kalo leh nak kawen 4 terus

    tapi ntah some say cam haram kawen 4 terus

    so maybe kawen one by one la

    see see ade je care!

    Hotel Mulia says:

    eeee...tak suke!

    bluek

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nape tak agree lak kalo thats the only way to realise the perfect family plannig

    kawen dua best

    because its almost impossible to execute let alone maintain

    Hotel Mulia says:

    wats so perfect bout dat??

    its not quantity , its quality syg oii

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak dengar nape perfect? panjang cite ni

    Hotel Mulia says:

    i dont see how..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak ke tanak? hahaha

    Hotel Mulia says:

    i ade  yg dad dia kawin 3

    n like so terabai n sooo kesain..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu kawen 3 malay style

    tu haram

    Hotel Mulia says:

    wats so perfect bout day..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    kawen 3 real islamic style is very very very awesome

    Hotel Mulia says:

    dat

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak dengar ke tanak?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hmm..

    wat?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ok i give u a scenario

    lets say me kawen 30 yr old lady

    pastu after 10 years, i kawen lagi 20 yr old lady

    Hotel Mulia says:

    n?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    then sume cakap in order to do that i kene adil

    but how exactly can u be adil?

    ade idea?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    how?

    no

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    lets say, i nak present kereta kat bini 1

    os of course, i kene present kete kat bini 2

    but that is not fair

    tu dah jadi dosa

    bini 1 dah hidup ngan i for 10 years

    bini 2 baru lagi

    so if i give bini 1 a 100k car, bini 2 takleh bagi 100k car

    so how do u calculate?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    u tell me,,

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ade idea?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    bukan ke kene same ke?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ye tapi the meaning of SAMA tu is very different

    islamic version and malay version

    malay version bini 1 dapat keta, bini 2 dapat keta

    islamic version lak

    bini 1 dapat keta, kene check value

    bini 1 = 100k

    bini 2 = 100k bahagi the kesusahan nak dapat 100k for the first bini during the 10 year marriage

    because to be absolutely fair, bini 2 tak suffer the hardship of living with me for 10 years

    so of course takleh bagi the same amount to him

    amount being money, or car

    Hotel Mulia says:

    n how exactly do u calculate??

    the amount of dat 10yrs of hardship..

    cter sket

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    haaaaaaaaa

    tu pasal, u have to be really perfect guy to understand all this

    and just to add that extra perfectness, make sure dua2 bini paham

    lets say, my income masa memula kawen ngan first bini is 10k

    after 10 years, 100k

    first bini dapat 2k dulu, then after 10 years patutnye dapat around 2x10 = 20k of the 100k

    therefore, first bini patut dapat 20k income from me, and 2nd bini patut dapat 2k income

    islam is all about mathematics and fairness, and nothing more absolute fair than mathematics

    so kalo i bagi bini 1 100k car, bini 2 patut dapat 20k car

    so if i nak beli keta, i need about 120k

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hmm..

    dun u think its hard to be exact

    n how in the world u nak wat dua2 bini u faham..

    its all about feelings jugak adri..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    this is the absolute fairness that it should be

    of course bini 2 tak suke, which is why only perfect guys need to be the leader

    Hotel Mulia says:

    its not as easy as it seems

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    so comes part 2

    the feelings part

    so now this is partlky the reason nape only men can be the leader

    pasal nak kene understand the feelings of his wives

    Hotel Mulia says:

    takyah ckp psl men la..

    pasal wife tu sri

    sape nak share their husband in the first place..

    cmon la dear, kate sayang

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tunggu la jap

    tu soalan lain

    then comes the part about choosing the wife

    kalo wife 2 taknak paham kenape die dapat cheap car, then the most logical, straight forward reason is that its your fault for not picking the wife yang salah

    in other words, u as the leader fail to lead

    ok habis part tu

    now the feeling part balik

    so now, bini 2 rase frust pasal 20k

    so leader nak kene buat camner nak jaga rumah tangga?

     

     


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