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    February 10

    Diskusi Perkahwinan Poligini yang Paling Dalam yang Pernah Dilakukan oleh Lelaki Awesome, Part Satu

    Nama2 ditukar atas sebab2 keselamatan diri ako. This blog entry has two parts, and this is the first. Apparently I have to seperate the whole chatlog into two, because


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    Pergh gile! This perhaps is the first time that's ever happened in the history of blogging kot. I dare you to read it in full!
     

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    i nak kawen since dah habis high school tu

    21 tu dah gatal gile dah nak kawen hahahhaa

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hahahahah

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak buat 11 mini c-fu tau

    pastu i leh jadi football team

    Hotel Mulia says:

    11??

    man!!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu my personal goal la

    anak tu rezeki

    so nape nak lokek sangat

    Hotel Mulia says:

    daaang!!itu gler power~

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    statement of fact kan, anak tu rezeki

    so nape nak sikit2

    buat terus banyak2

    logically thats how it should be

    so i thought

    kalo bini i umo less than 30

    lets say 30 la kan

    1 year 1 anak

    so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

    lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

    Hotel Mulia said (11:30 PM):

    u nk wat?evry yr?hehe

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

     so kalo nak 11, i need around 11 years

     lets say +5 years buffer year maybe nak rilek2 je penat beromen siang malam nak mengandungkan bini ke

    so bile dapat 11, she will be 30+11+5

    should be around 45

    just nice before habis subur

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hehe..

    well..i guess so

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    this is the best family planning thats ever been conceived by a perfect guy

    perfect plan in every way

    Hotel Mulia says:

    but for me, i tak kisahla berapa pon..

    if ade rezeki then alhamdulillah.. ryte?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    no such thing

    Hotel Mulia says:

    as llong as my kids are healthy n most importantly tak terabai la..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    rezeki is given

    so to be given, kite kene mintak and try

    so this is how i want to try la

    Hotel Mulia says:

    ye laaa adri oii

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    hahahahahha tu la sape soh nak deep conversation sangat ngan i

    Hotel Mulia says:

    dats what i mean.. mmgla try..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    kalo tak dapat

    then try again

    kawen 2 ke

    try IV ke

    Hotel Mulia says:

    abes kalau tak wat, tak dpt la kan..hahahah

    kawen 2??!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    because u see, for me, whatever it is, whatever the problems might be, i simple

    theres always a way

    ntah kawen je la 2

    but of course ade requirements la

    Hotel Mulia says:

    ok buthell i dun agree with ur kawen 2 ok!

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    but basically its never impossible

    i kalo leh nak kawen 4 terus

    tapi ntah some say cam haram kawen 4 terus

    so maybe kawen one by one la

    see see ade je care!

    Hotel Mulia says:

    eeee...tak suke!

    bluek

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nape tak agree lak kalo thats the only way to realise the perfect family plannig

    kawen dua best

    because its almost impossible to execute let alone maintain

    Hotel Mulia says:

    wats so perfect bout dat??

    its not quantity , its quality syg oii

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak dengar nape perfect? panjang cite ni

    Hotel Mulia says:

    i dont see how..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak ke tanak? hahaha

    Hotel Mulia says:

    i ade  yg dad dia kawin 3

    n like so terabai n sooo kesain..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tu kawen 3 malay style

    tu haram

    Hotel Mulia says:

    wats so perfect bout day..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    kawen 3 real islamic style is very very very awesome

    Hotel Mulia says:

    dat

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    nak dengar ke tanak?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hmm..

    wat?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ok i give u a scenario

    lets say me kawen 30 yr old lady

    pastu after 10 years, i kawen lagi 20 yr old lady

    Hotel Mulia says:

    n?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    then sume cakap in order to do that i kene adil

    but how exactly can u be adil?

    ade idea?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    how?

    no

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    lets say, i nak present kereta kat bini 1

    os of course, i kene present kete kat bini 2

    but that is not fair

    tu dah jadi dosa

    bini 1 dah hidup ngan i for 10 years

    bini 2 baru lagi

    so if i give bini 1 a 100k car, bini 2 takleh bagi 100k car

    so how do u calculate?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    u tell me,,

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ade idea?

    Hotel Mulia says:

    bukan ke kene same ke?

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    ye tapi the meaning of SAMA tu is very different

    islamic version and malay version

    malay version bini 1 dapat keta, bini 2 dapat keta

    islamic version lak

    bini 1 dapat keta, kene check value

    bini 1 = 100k

    bini 2 = 100k bahagi the kesusahan nak dapat 100k for the first bini during the 10 year marriage

    because to be absolutely fair, bini 2 tak suffer the hardship of living with me for 10 years

    so of course takleh bagi the same amount to him

    amount being money, or car

    Hotel Mulia says:

    n how exactly do u calculate??

    the amount of dat 10yrs of hardship..

    cter sket

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    haaaaaaaaa

    tu pasal, u have to be really perfect guy to understand all this

    and just to add that extra perfectness, make sure dua2 bini paham

    lets say, my income masa memula kawen ngan first bini is 10k

    after 10 years, 100k

    first bini dapat 2k dulu, then after 10 years patutnye dapat around 2x10 = 20k of the 100k

    therefore, first bini patut dapat 20k income from me, and 2nd bini patut dapat 2k income

    islam is all about mathematics and fairness, and nothing more absolute fair than mathematics

    so kalo i bagi bini 1 100k car, bini 2 patut dapat 20k car

    so if i nak beli keta, i need about 120k

    Hotel Mulia says:

    hmm..

    dun u think its hard to be exact

    n how in the world u nak wat dua2 bini u faham..

    its all about feelings jugak adri..

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    this is the absolute fairness that it should be

    of course bini 2 tak suke, which is why only perfect guys need to be the leader

    Hotel Mulia says:

    its not as easy as it seems

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    so comes part 2

    the feelings part

    so now this is partlky the reason nape only men can be the leader

    pasal nak kene understand the feelings of his wives

    Hotel Mulia says:

    takyah ckp psl men la..

    pasal wife tu sri

    sape nak share their husband in the first place..

    cmon la dear, kate sayang

    [C-Fu]  RESERVED. says:

    tunggu la jap

    tu soalan lain

    then comes the part about choosing the wife

    kalo wife 2 taknak paham kenape die dapat cheap car, then the most logical, straight forward reason is that its your fault for not picking the wife yang salah

    in other words, u as the leader fail to lead

    ok habis part tu

    now the feeling part balik

    so now, bini 2 rase frust pasal 20k

    so leader nak kene buat camner nak jaga rumah tangga?

     

     


    Part two coming right up!




    November 10

    Histeria

    Dulu ada satu diskusi mengenai histeria yang ako rasa elok untuk ako archive-kan bagi tatapan diri ako (dan semua).
     
    Nota: posting ini tidak ada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Sungguh!
     
    mende histeria ni bukan takat mesia je, tapi memane tempat kat dunia ni jadi. kelas penyakit ni adalah dalam kelas legacy disease, penyakit zaman dulu kala. bile orang kene histeria selalunye otot die, deria motor die jadi tak terkawal. pasal tu nampak cam die ketar2 kepale geleng2 tu. problem ni jadi pasal body die overload dengan sesatu emosi, cam takut ke, marah ke dan emosi ni die overload dan bertumpu pada satu part kat body je. cam kat otak ke, kat kaki ke. leh kate kalo ko tengok wayang cite ngeri, pastu tangan ketar2, tu kirenye body ko dah overload dengan emosi takut tu la sampai deria motor kat tangan dah kurang berfungsi tapi tak sampai tahap histeria la.

    tapi, dari zaman 1800an lagi dah orang dah kenalpasti "punca" hysteria ni. dan cara nak buang emosi atau dengan lebeh tepat, nafsu/perasaan tu adalah dengan orgasm. tanye orang yang dah kawen aa.. ako bukan expert :lol: tapi kalo dah lepas orgasm patut kita cam relaks, penat, dll. ako suspek pasal ni kot kite dengar cite2 tok bomoh kene tangkap pasal die pegi romen orang yang kene histeria. mungkin ni la ilmu rahsia yang tok2 bomoh ni share sesama diorang dan sesama anak buah diorang.

    dan kalo bab2 emosi ni slalu kan pompuan so dulu2 treatment gune vibrator dan/atau gune air pancut (gune imaginasi korang aaa). pastu dah tak popular, tapi lepas mamat psikologi yang asyik dok pikir pasal seks tu - freund - cara lebeh kurang camni jadi popular balik. korang pi google untuk jean-martin charcot, ahli psikologi ni femes dalam membuatkan orang histeria dalam kelas psikologi die.

    histeria ni bukan takat jadi bile "kena rasuk" je (wallahualam aa), tapi leh jadi bile ade berita gempar ke. cam dulu bile 9/11 runtuh orang2 kat situ ramai yang histeria ape. but basically, bila kita dapat sensory overload then ada potensi untuk kena "rasuk" ah.
    October 22

    Akiko's dog is dying

    Be tough, ne A~ko sama! だいじょうぶよ。。。
     
    What would happen if my possum dies? How would I react?
     
    I guess like how I did when I saw my old possum fell down from the roof and hit the power line, making the whole neighbourhood black-out.
     
    Nothing. I'm so cold...
    October 17

    (Tak) Rindu (tak) serindu (tak) rindunya

    Apsal ako tak pernah homesick ah? Sure, ako nak gak jumpa budak_kenit™ tu, pastu rindu pulak dengan kereta_cacat™ ako tu jugak, tapi homesick? Tak jugak.
     
    Sejak dari hari pertama lagi ako sampai sini... ish gila betul otak ako ni. Siap boleh buat lawak lagi tu!
     
     
    Laki: Huhu sedihnye bila teringatkan pasar juadah berbuka yang ada kat Mesia kan...
    Bini: Uwaa ye la bang...
     
    So, fortune, shine your light on me and my nose,
    Cause I need some security.
    You get a little bad luck and it grows and it grows.
    I’m the black sheep of the family.
    'tis almost at the end of the year, so it's a given that people are reminiscing about the memor that they have left back home. Tapi kenapa bukan ako? Ish kind of depressing when you think about it. I guess this is eu naturale for someone like myself. I am, after all, the black sheep of the family.
     
    Je m'ennuie de quelqu'un... but who?
    October 14

    My koi fishes are dead...

    Heard the news from my sister....
     

    [04:14:19 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ooooo

    ikan koi sehat??

    [04:14:32 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: byk dah mati

    [04:14:37 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: aik apsal????

    [04:14:48 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: tatau la

    [04:14:56 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: filter rosak

    [04:15:01 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: laaaa

    sejak bile??????

    [04:15:04 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ayah tanak ganti??????

    [04:15:13 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: baru je ganti

    [04:15:17 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: skarang dah ok

    [04:15:19 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: gile rosak??????????

    [04:15:22 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: brape ekor mati????????

    [04:15:28 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: byk gile

    [04:15:35 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: yg itam besar tuh mati

    [04:15:44 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: laaaaaa

    [04:15:49 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: yang besar byk mati ah

    [04:15:55 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: skarang mcm sikit gile

    [04:15:58 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: bole kire ah

    [04:16:07 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: dlm 30 ekor tak sampai ah

    [04:16:20 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ish

    [04:16:24 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: camner filter leh rosak

    [04:16:32 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: tttatau

    [04:16:40 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: ikan kene sakit kulit ah

    [04:17:02 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ye la kalau air tu kotor die sakit

    [04:17:25 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: nak buat plastic surgeri takleh kan ....

    so takleh buat pe

    [04:17:43 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: haaha

    [04:17:50 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: abis tu ayah tak marah ke orang cina tu

    [04:18:10 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: ayah tuh yg mule mule buat tatau

    [04:18:12 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: org sume dah ckp

    [04:18:17 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: die kate tade pape

    [04:18:24 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: pastu bile ikan dah sakit die kate tape

    [04:18:29 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: nanti ikan tu ok

    [04:18:36 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: belum serious lagi sakit die

    [04:18:37 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: so

    [04:18:40 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: mati ah

    [04:18:52 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: lps mati baru geleng kpala

    [04:19:00 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ish

    [04:19:04 AM] [C-Fu] I'm t: ape ahhhhhh

    [04:19:51 AM] (L)(F) (X)De: tuh ah ayah

     

    What's the point in having a big koi pond when there are no kois left? Especially that big, resiliant black one?!  He's been the toughest all the way from the start, dammit! Sayonara, karasu-koi!

     

    How many were there in the first place? A lot. I don't feel like bragging, and that's BAD

     

    Procrastination runs in the family I guess...

     
    HOWEVER! It was a beautiful, beautiful day today (since yesterday evening), thanks to a special special person (you know who you are), and nothing is going to take that away from me!
    September 28

    Straight-A students with Straight-F knowledge...

     During an orientation session conducted recently for the freshman medical students - i.e., the top students from matriculation with straight 'A's, Jason conducted a pop quiz for them.
    Jason: Did anyone know one of our ministers shouted "Racist" repeatedly during a recent parliamentary session?
    Freshman 1: Err... what is "racist"? Don't understand lah.
    Jason: Racist also don't know - go ask your friends!
    Freshman 1 to Freshman 2: Err... so what is "racist" ah?
    Freshman 2: "Racist" also don't know! There, Michael Schumacher, Formula 1, "racist"-lah!

    Pretty funny IMO, and pretty sad at the same time. I'm not gonna start ranting about the state of our education system is though. That is pretty much set on stone eh

     

    Why is it that geniuses of the past (Da Vinci, al-Jabar, Newton) have vast knowledge of everything? Seems that everything is connected to everything else, which is a given in the sphere of life. However, the shift of knowledge from learning for the better of one's self (and others) to learning for survival in the real world just doesn't seem right, yaknow. Capitalism, globalisation, western education practices, whatever. Pick your litter.

     

    I hate it.

     

    Why won't people learn other things that are not (directly) useful to them? Why can't the learning process itself becomes one's hobby? It isn't necessary to live, that's for sure. But what's the point in living if you won't learn the finer aspects of life? For a little learning is dangerous, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad (Bob Edwards), dontcha think?.

     

    Once, I studied commerce. Meh, it was allright. Didn't really study though, as I didn't go to any of the commerce class in school for two years  But for some reason the teachers gave me the "Best Commerce Student" award. Then I studied behavioral psychology, since I absolutely love girls and it seems natural to learn about women culture. Then came my interest in linguistics, so French, Mandarin, Canto, and 日本語 got ingrained in my brain.

     

    But what's the point? Greg, my interaction psychology teacher told me somewhere sometime ago about a group of archeologists-cum-chronologists were interviewed by tons of ill-literated reporters (all of them XD) because they discovered some fascinating facts and runes or whatever. And when they were asked of what and why were they doing, they simply said "the research was done ages ago, and we're doing this just for the sake of it." Does learning really need to have a point?

     

    elok je blaja ape2 benda. amik tau benda cam ni xpe, amik tau hal org lain tu berpada je la

     

    A bit of a self-serving blog, eh?

     

     

    Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote,
    And think they grow immortal as they quote.
    Edward Young, Love of Fame (satire I, l. 89)
    English poet (1683 - 1765)
    August 31

    Bubble!

    My pet possum has a kid now!
     
    Was a bit surprised. But then again, For a few weeks my possum's tummy has been a bit bigger than usual... I thought maybe because I feed her too much XD
     
    I'll take pics later :D And someone dear to me suggested to name the kid...
     
    Bubble! Thanks milk-chan!
     
    May 25

    Long, lost, update

    Should've updated this blog a long time ago, but I didn't. Got lazy I guess. So sorry about that :D

    Winter's coming. Perisher Blue is opening. And I'll be there! Hopefully.

    May 12

    My Woman From Osaka

    おかいり、みほちゃん! Say hello to Love & Crea for me!

    And also for the other dog which I forgot it's name

    Don't forget me!

    Woman From Tok。。。 Osaka

    Fly into the rising sun,
    Faces, smiling everyone
    Yeah, she is a whole new tradition
    I feel it in my heart

    My woman from Osaka
    She makes me see
    My woman from Wakayama
    She's so good to me

    Talk about her like a Queen
    Dancing in a Eastern Dream
    Yeah, she makes me feel like a river
    That carries me away

    My woman from Kansai airport
    She makes me see
    My woman from David's house
    She's so good to me

    But I'm at home and I just don't belong ...
    So far away from the garden we love
    She is what moves in the soul of a dove
    Soon I shall see just how black was my night

    When we're alone in Her City of light
    Rising from the neon gloom
    Shining like a crazy moon
    Yeah, she turns me on like a fire I get high

    My woman from volleyball
    She makes me see
    My woman from UQ
    She's so good to me

    May 03

    Pray for her father's well-being

    You there?

    I'd like everybody who stop by at this supposedly tech & life site to spend a minute or two to pray to your [insert deity here] for a special someone's father's well-being. Another human is sick right now, and this is the least that us fellow humans can do for him.

    Al-fatihah.